Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Gas Crisis of 2011 SOLVED!!!

Solving the world’s problems is a pastime of mine. I love sitting about and thinking to myself, or with others aloud, about how to solve the problems that creep into our lives. Somebody may say, “Jmy, what do you think about x,y,z?” My response, “Fire them all;” easy enough. It’s how it goes, you have questions, and ALL of us little humans have answers. I suspect all of us giving our answers has gotten us to the predicament we find ourselves in today. Too much government, odd lunatic groups, and the occasional war spurred on by some religion that feels another religion is not up to par…a level of par set forth by someone with a more grandiose idea of religion than the other poor lost soul.



Which brings me to America.



Here we are, much like last year,the year before and the year before that, worried how we are going to afford to eat, because we are worried our vehicle will cost more to feed than our families. It has happened all over the planet; we just happened to be behind on this particular front. My wife and I travel a great deal, and I automatically change my way of calculating fuel prices as soon as we get in the car to go on our travels. If I sit around and think.. a liter is X amount into a gallon into a dollar…I will go crazy. I love the metric system: if we need to travel 100 kilometers and I drive 80 kilometers per hour I will get there in 1.2 hours. Fabulous math. When it comes to fueling the cars though, I don’t want to do the math. In Europe it’s the arm-and-a-leg system…if you drive 100 km you better have a car that can go 60 km on a liter or you’re going to be paying an arm-and-a- leg for fuel. Not even a question when we go to Europe of how much money we take for fuel, it’s a question of finding the car that gets the best fuel economy.



Which brings me back to America. You’ll soon see many Americans trading in their large gas guzzling SUV’s for some tiny car that makes them feel less human, so they can continue driving to work, to the store, and to church. Then in a year, gas will go back down to closer to three dollars to the gallon, car lots will be loaded with unsold SUV’s with fantastic savings, and people will want to go buy a new “MUD SLINGER 2000!!! MEGA blah, blah.” Then they’ll get to the lot and the sales person will say, “You owe too much on your dinky Miser 1000,” and the person’s face will be sad, and they’ll be envious of the person that is still driving the SUV of their dreams, despite gas prices. It’s a horrible little circle drive.

I have solved your problem though, if you happen to be driving the Mud Slinger 2000 MEGA blah:

simple solution… fill up more often!! Same price at the pump, just more often!



Happy motoring America. It’s going to be one expensive, bumpy ride!!!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Cars aren't scary...: Fuel Consumption may vary.. Batteries not included...

Cars aren't scary...: Fuel Consumption may vary.. Batteries not included...: "I remember the days when I saved money by not buying Nike shoes to work in, or Dr.Martins more than once a year. Those were younger days, th..."

Fuel Consumption may vary.. Batteries not included.

I remember the days when I saved money by not buying Nike shoes to work in, or Dr.Martins more than once a year. Those were younger days, that was before I pondered kids and mortgages and such. Back then fuel was a buck something a gallon and if I felt like going on a 4 hour drive to take pictures of whatever I ran into, I didn’t ponder the cost of fuel as much as I pondered the amount of extra cash to take incase I ended up needing a room for the night.

Fuel Prices a Rising..
Its pretty obvious to most people that fuel prices are always going to be what we American’s consider high. But in March or so it looks like, according to the experts, its going from high to “dear lord lets panic I can’t go anywhere” type of prices. These types of ups and downs in our comfortable little western world keep us all scared to do things and all scared to spend our money….. because we may just need to go to Meemaws….. When I was a youngster my parents would drive two hours to spend the weekend at my grandparents so we could eat. We were poor, and it was cheaper to drive to eat than to buy and eat. Now its getting cheaper to eat than to go and eat. I can’t go to my grandparents without spending over 100 bucks these days, and I live just as far now as I did then from them. Take into account fuel, eating, and fuel home it’s a good chunk of change.. So we all feel the effects and without going into economics you know this too. “If I drive to work and back and no where else this week, I can go to the movies with friends this weekend.” You may say.
And now the automotive world ,whom for a large part has pretty much left us the consumers, abandoned on the side of the road; as far as fuel economy goes. We are left with these huge gas guzzling vehicles to hope we can afford to feed when prices do hit the $4.00 to five dollar a gallon mark. I myself have a good spread, a 30mpg car, a 15mpg SUV, and a 30 mpg pick up. And two of them are paid for, so I won’t feel the hit as much.. But what about the families that have a Suburban Mud Slinger extreme power power power, what about that family whom fell for the “you deserve this, you’ve earned it” 11 mpg vehicle advertisement? They are stuck of course, because nobody will want it, their payment is more than the thing is worth and to top it off, not many people can afford to go see grandmother in it… so nobody is going to buy it off the lot once its there.
And to top it off, with gas prices mysteriously going up, the Government, yes the ones you or I voted for, told the auto world, “hey we mandate you raise the across the board fuel economy of your fleet by blah blah percentages by 20XX” So the automotive world in kind responded with ELECTRIC cars.. and to top the top of the top off, told us that they are making NEW technology for GREEN living. Something people often forget is the very first land speed record, the very first one, was set by an electric car, drum roll please……………………………………… in 1889. Don’t give me this new tech crap auto world dream weavers. Do watch the soon coming of adverts that will tell you how you’re saving the world by buying one of their electric/hybrid/plug in/hybrid cars. You wont’.. the world can’t be saved by your car, sorry. Do I feel efficient living is a good way to go, of course. Because even in my SUV I do everything I can for efficiency sake (drives my wife a bit nuts I think) if for anything for longevity sake. Oh yeah this is to you automakers, if we all wanted your electric cars, the government shouldn’t’ have to give me a tax credit to buy it. If we wanted it we would be standing at your door step asking for it, constantly.
Truth is this is America, we still like to go see meemaw, we still like to take road trips because we want to… and the new sales pitch to sell these electric/plug in cars is “most Americans drive less than 40 miles a day”.
So that is what they are soon going to tell you your life is like. We all know that an electric car would most likely get us to work, but we would have to stop and plug in on the way home if we decided to go see meemaw too.. so they want you to continue buying the SUV so you can “go places”.. its more of a second car option, they’ll say. And the Chevrolet Volt, well it’ll go 40 miles on a charge and go 300miles on a tank of gasoline. It gets 35mpg people… 40 miles on battery and 35mpg on gasoline, this car will not save the world.. its all over the test results anywhere you look.
My small point of this rambling is.. These car people are giving us this “new” battery operated stuff to cover their utter lack of caring about the environment or we the people for a VERY long time. Now that they are being held accountable they have to bring their average fuel economy numbers up greatly, and a car that uses NO GASOLINE will do so. And they will continue selling massive everything else, because they make loads of change off of them. Don’t let them tell you how you live your life, keep enjoying the roads and continue to go see meemaw.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Better mileage better vehicle cheaper price?

Seems Hyundai or somebody out there in the known world has lit a fire under the proverbial American auto manufacturing booty. I just put a call in to a fellow budding auto enthusiast and it was reported to me that consumer reports on all levels rated an American made American engineered vehicle above.. Yes above that of two of it's German rivals. I own a German car and cannot believe this. Maybe it's because I also own American cars and drive one everyday.. But the ever moving snooty side of me cannot fathom a German vehicle falling prey to an American vehicle even a little. But boil it down and there it is like a good shooter next to a bad shooter.. Red. Circles for the good and black for the bad. Insane in my mind.. Or maybe I should get out of the tunnel vision my extremely well crafted German vehicle has put me in? Maybe I should drive all of these vehicles on my up coming time off?!? Hmmmm maybe Hyundai with their good vehicle fair price we trust our work massive warranty ways have lit the fire under the very people that needed it and left the German guys all confused? Or do us German loving people not notice until it's too late?
WHat do you think?! Should I?
On a side note I didn't get to test drive anything due to time constraints.. still there is a "stay tuned folks" clause to all of this.
Love what you drive, drive what you love.

Friday, September 17, 2010

X number of miles per one gallon of fuel???

I had a thought a few years back about what it actually means to go X number of miles per one gallon of fuel. Sure we all want to go a great distance on one (US) gallon of fuel due to a number of factors.
Lets see, environment, cost, that smaller "carbon footprint" stuff we keep reading about. While some of us are on the fence, over the fence, or standing at the fence with a gun, when it comes to what impact the environment is taking via fossil fuel consumption, this argument (blog) is simply a distance traveled argument. Nothing more. No opinions on if we are killing ourselves via automobile travel will be spewed into your eyeballs here (its a hoax)... promise.
Now, the topic at hand. I like to travel this far >............< on one gallon of fuel is quite an idea in and of itself. Somebody somewhere had to say it first: "Well gooollleee, we went us 12 of them miles on that one there gallon of gas MeeMaw." That's my version of the conversation anyway. But now days we get all bent out of shape when our vehicle fails to travel 25,30,35 miles per one gallon of fuel (MPG). The idea is ingrained in us, due to environmental sillies, and the numbers glaring at us on the window sticker of our future new car, (put there by the government...shhh) that we should be able to travel some sort of distance using only one gallon of fuel. Results may vary. But you have a good ballpark figure there on the window to go by at least.
It has been my experience all but one time, meaning only with one vehicle out of many, that I can easily achieve a better number than what the government group says - and usually the numbers are well within the "results may vary" numbers. How they come up with the BIG number glaring at you from the page I dunno.. side note.. Ever wonder why that number is bigger and more "important" than the, actual price number?? Odd.
So a few years a go I was thinking - if I get a gallon jug, fill it full of water, take the lid off and take off walking while trying to be as efficient as possible pouring out the water onto the road I bet I would make it what a quarter, maybe half a mile? Seriously. I don't think I would make it anywhere close to 25 miles!! And that's just me by myself with my own little pouring routine trying to be as efficient as possible walking. WALKING down the road. And we gripe that a fully loaded, climate controlled, soft seated, safety cage traveling at lord knows what speed with 4 of our friends only gets us 25 miles with the same measured gallon of fuel?? Environmental nerds aside that's friggn COOL!!

Monday, August 30, 2010

I think they are all for all of us.

I used to think the only thing that mattered was how fast my car was. It isn't, but young boyhood dream posters staring at you endlessly from the bedroom walls meant "when I grow up I am going get a car with HUGE gills and low profile tires that hugged corners like it was on rails and that also sounded like it was screaming with zeal every time I put the pedal down.. "The older I got, I did in fact have a couple of very fast cars for my budget, and have had opportunity to purchase more but, like I started this sentence with... older.
Gone are the days where I think I need the power to impress the guy in the other lane for the brief moment in time we are together on the highway, it took many years to realize he didn't notice. Now in my almost mid 30's, I still dream of going fast, and still love going fast, but have found I don't need tons'O horsepower to enjoy fast or a car.. our main car is low on power numbers, especially compared to today's cars, but gets the job done beyond well.. impressively well even. It will still do whatever speed is reasonable, and quite far beyond that mark, if I am honest.
My mom's car comes to mind, 110hp.. the number 110 is a small number unless you're 9 year old with $110 that grandma just gave you in the Wal-Mart toy isle. To a gear head, the number 110 and horsepower is like saying to a person you have already said you're taking on a trip, we were going to Athens to see the Parthenon, but......... here is a picture of it instead, this will do right? No. You would be all sad.
But appreciation for all cars is a new step in my life, it goes deeper than numbers the older I get.. Mom's car drives like a go-cart, stops and gets no worse than 28mpg while driving it like a go-cart. Its appreciation for what the car is, not what you have in poster form on your wall. Mom's car isn't a Ferrari, its just a great car. When you drive it you think, man this thing handles well, and man is it comfy and wow.. it can go around this corner like that $40,000 car does!!
Exactly, what my point is... car's are more than numbers, they are something that someone or someones, designed to fit exactly in the market to the exact "target" potential buyer. The cool thing is you may not be in the target audience of mom's car, but if you like cars, anything about cars.. even if its the way the window switch works, you can appreciate any car somehow. Cars aren't scary things, they are apart of the landscape of this nation and many others, they usually reflect exactly who we are.. be it fast, furious, or A to B there is one for all of us.. I am here to say, I think they are all for all of us.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Learn to Love them.

Oh man I have neglected all .5 of my readers for so long! HA. I don't' have much to add to that. I have been thinking a ton about cars though as usual. I am finding the older I get the more patients I have to allow a car to become my friend instead of a tool for me to look cool, or get me somewhere looking cool. I am looking forward to saying some day, if it ever happens, yep the Audi used to not do that.. but it has 150k miles on it now so, I guess its OK.

My wife and I purchased a 1997 Ford Explorer 4x4 a few months back. 158,000 miles on it when we bought it (167k now).. it made all of the wrong noises, needed an realignment, tires, brakes, shocks, spark plugs, fuel filter, air filter etc.. But I kept telling myself (and my wife) tons of miles can be had in this old wagon, if I can just spend some time with it. Now with all of these things, but the shocks, replaced and or tinkered (yes modifications by jmy) with it truly has the potential to become a long lasting relationship, I cannot wait to see how many miles we can pile on it. The engine purrs like a kitten being rubbed by a big warm hand.
To let you know how much I trust this Explorer, we recently drove it on a 2000+mile trip! Leaving the very comfortable pleasant to drive, low miles Audi in the garage for another day.
I am learning that vehicles ,when taken care of, can become a friend of the family.. not something you have to replace... well, prematurely anyway. :) Take care of them and they'll take care of you!!
Learn to love them.